Site updated:
2-1-07

L.O.S.E.R

I took the house
I took the car
kept the bank account
and sold your guitar~~~~Ouch!

I took out the trash
how was I to know
I just threw out a rookie card
of Joe DiMaggio~~~~Oops!

I changed all the locks
and cancelled your mail
gathered all your junk
and had a garage sale~~~~You didn't need that, did you?

I maxed out all the credit cards
and left you with the bills
by the way, your Armani suits
are now at the Goodwill~~~~Somewhere

Looking for some change
I never made the connection
that I just paid the toll
with your rare coin collection~~~~Sorry!

Find something else to do
with your buddies on Sunday
I just sold your season tickets
for a steal on Ebay~~~~Going, going, gone!

All this running around
so much to do and see
it's nice to come home and relax
with your 56 in. TV~~~~Look at that picture!

Your check was late again
lately you've been slacking
this is only the beginning
of your "you know whats" I'm cracking~~~~Crunch!

I know it's hard on you
and I feel your frustration
while sipping a pina colada
on my tropical vacation~~~~You'd love it here!

I wish things could be different
but you made your choice in life
the night you decided to bed
another man's wife~~~~~~~~See ya!